Honest Valentine’s from your Toddler Part 2

Valentine's Day is a holiday similar to Halloween where we as parents get to test the boundaries of our children's sugar intake. But it is a holiday of love and here's how our toddler's choose to show us their love...

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When I’m on the playground

I’ll rocket down the slide,

But by the time you get there

I’ve found somewhere new to hide.

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With art projects and all my toys

Your house is a perpetual mess,

Try telling me to clean before I’m done

I’ve tantrumed over much less.

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My favorite food yesterday

Is now grotesque to me,

I’m sorry that you bought in bulk

But I hear money grows on trees.

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If I hear a song I love

I’ll need to hear it all the time,

I’ll make sure to request it enough

To make you lose your mind.

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When there is a special outfit

And every hair is in place,

I won’t let you capture it on camera

Without making a funny face.