Honest Valentine's from your Toddler
With Valentine’s Day around the corner here are some honest Valentine’s your toddler would send you if they could improve their fine motor dexterity or if you allowed them access to scissors and glue (not recommended).
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There’s a present in my diaper
And I’m not sure how to rhyme,
I hope you weren’t planning
To get anywhere on time.
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My poop will turn green
When my tummy's not quite right,
This will only occur
When you dress me in white.
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You'd better be pleased
With the kids at your door,
'Cuz we won't give you alone time
To make anymore.
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My handprint on your couch is red
My footprint shall be blue,
I hope you are prepared
For my terrible twos.
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If all is quiet
But I'm as red as a rose,
It is most likely because
I've stuck a bead in my nose.
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♥Happy Valentine's Day from my munchkins to yours♥