Week 3 Recap

Peter, Peter, Peter. This is a friendly reminder it is WEEK 3 and if you are struggling over your decision to send home a two-faced pageant girl, this is going to be a looooong season. But let’s go back.

We open the episode with Hannah Ann trying to clear her name in #champagnecrisis, however she pronounced “fiasco”, “finasco” and therefore any remaining credibility she may have had is now lost.

I have a soft spot for Victoria P, not just because she is on my team, but because she seems to be a sweet soul. While she shares about her tragic childhood, we watch the wheels in Peter’s head turn as to whether or not this would be the appropriate opportunity to share about his own struggles. Specifically, his need for the Sylvan Learning Center.

Demi makes her reality return to plan a date, since it’s not necessarily appropriate for her to announce she’s actually the next Bachelorette. Determined to turn Demi into a “lesbian” even conservatives find adorable, the women end up pillow fighting in “linger-y”. Alayah wins. I’m not into it.

Sydney’s expresses her concern over Alayah’s authenticity because of her pageant experience and Peter rewards her with the group date rose, again.

During the pool party, the only thing more offensive than learning Alayah asked sweet Victoria P to lie to producers about their friendship, is Peter’s bathing attire. Sure, all his dates have to wear sexy PJs and butt-floss, but Peter “the Bachelor” can wear a Hanes white undershirt and $17 Walmart swim trunks. Let’s not even mention the prepubescent wannabe man-scruff. Remind me again why everyone is competing for this guy?

In the end Alayah cries a lot and we know this because her face with makeup and her face without makeup could definitely pass for two completely different people. Peter ultimately sends her home and then vents to producers immediately that he will be haunted by his choice. Sack up Pete, it’s only week 3.